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Butt-Face!™ - a fun game for two players
Butt-Face!™ is a loving tribute to an affectionate and chaotic ritual I shared with my beautiful tuxedo cat, Bee.
She invented the game by initiating our inaugural match without warning, launching a firm headbutt to my eye socket. As her forehead was planted directly and forcefully within my ocular depression, I naturally exclaimed, "Butt-face!"
What started as an amusing moment of sudden violent impact quickly became our signature bond, encouraging me to formalize the official rules and share the sport with cat lovers everywhere.
Whether your own whiskered housemate is a classic Tabby, a dapper Tuxedo like Bee, a feisty Ginger, a luxurious Angora, or a vocal Siamese, this game celebrates the unique ways our superiors show their affection.
Get ready to test your patience, brace your face, and learn how to play with your own undisputed world champion.
Bee. Inventor of the game Butt-Face! Seen here, on a Wednesday.